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If u love someone
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If you love someone, Set her free... If she comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, she never was....
The new versions.....
Pessimist:
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If you love someone, Set her free ... If she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, as expected, she never was
Optimist:
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If you love someone, Set her free ... Don't worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:
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If you love someone, Set her free ... If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient:
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If you love someone, Set her free ... If she doesn't come back within some time forget her.
Patient:
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If you love someone, Set her free ... If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back ...
Playful:
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If you love someone, Set her free ... * If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat *
C++ Programmer:
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if(you-love(m_she)) m_she.free() if(m_she == NULL) m_she= new CShe;
Animal-Rights Activist:
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If you love someone, Set her free, In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers:
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If you love someone, Set her free, Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...
Bill Gates :
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If you love someone, Set her free, If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.
Biologist :
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If you love someone, Set her free, She'll evolve.
Statisticians : (Apte)
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If you love someone, Set her free, If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.
Schwarzenegger's fans:
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If you love someone, Set her free, SHE'LL BE BACK!
Over possessive person
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If you love someone don't set her free.
HR specialist
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If you love someone set her free by Offering her VRS and other benefits Then outsource her.
MBA
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If you love someone set her free instantaneously and look for others simultaneously
Psychologist
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If you love someone set her free If she comes back her super ego is dominant If she doesn't come back her id is supreme If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.
Somnabulist
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If you love someone set her free If she comes back it's a nightmare If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.
ERP functional expert
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If you love someone set her free If she comes back, map her into your system If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis
Finance expert
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If you love someone set her free If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.
Marketing Specialist
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If you love someone set her free If she comes back she has brand loyalty If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market

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